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The Cobrastan Cult Newsletter #59 – Messir Astaroth is almost there

 

Messir Astaroth почти оплачен

Сегодня я ничего не делал. Только фармил саньшу, да и то – не целый день. Моя психика просто не выдерживает такой нагрузки, и я даже не представляю, как можно ЭТО фармить днями и ночами, просто РАДИ ФАРМА. Но такие люди есть в каждом сообществе саньша-фармеров. Иногда в такие моменты я жалею, что я PVP-пилот, а не карибасное тело, которому кроме бесчисленных ирисок на валлете – вообще ничего не надо ни в игре, ни в этой жизни.

Сейчас у меня на валете – почти миллиард ирисок. Плюс еще на двух оплаченных уже сегодня персонажах – скопилось чуть менее, чем 20 миллиардов в ассетах. Мне надо будет это все дерьмо продать, чтобы получить возможность заправить банками одного своего альта, которому предстоит сыграть очень важную роль на сцене в недалеком будущем.

Завтра до дт, персонаж Messir Astaroth вновь откроет свои глаза под капюшоном, и запустит очередь скиллов. Следующий план прокачки – Redeemer, как самый лучший combat blop. Мне правда в корпе орали, что мол говно собачье этот твой Redeemer, но, пообщавшись с более умными людьми, я понял что говно – это не Redeemer, а те кто на него орали. Поэтому раскачка Sin‘a приостанавливается, и вместо неё запускается план прокачки (вернее, докачки) на Redeemer. Вернее, пока не запускается (т.к. искомый чар все еще находится в альфа-статусе), но запустится завтра до обеда, или немного после.

Кстати, вот лог разговора с этими умными людьми. Ник используемого мною персонажа я, с вашего позволения, все-таки замажу, т.к. я летаю на нём не совсем легально. Ниже расположен лог части разговора, где видно, что о Redeemer’ах разговор зашел почти случайно. Я опять же, с вашего позволения, не буду переводить это все на русский. Потому что я, уже поняв, какие придурки меня иногда окружают, решил подлить немного масла в огонь, и набрехал им туда са-а-амую малость. Просто так, just4lulz. Награда не заставила себя ждать, ответные реплики умных людей доставили мне много смеха, а мое самолюбие было обласкано со всех сторон. Те из вас, кто знает английский, можете начинать читать. Потому что русского перевода принципиально не будет, я не хочу слушать подрывы пердаков в ТСе еще и по этому поводу.

Лог получился довольно забавный 🙂 Ребята от души поржали с нашей килборды и перлов, которые мне постоянно выдают наши “знатоки” в ТС 🙂

[ 2017.06.08 23:16:34 ] М > I am dreaming about Armageddon Navy doctrine
[ 2017.06.08 23:16:39 ] Yskari > sexy
[ 2017.06.08 23:16:44 ] Yskari > add in some redeemers for good measure
[ 2017.06.08 23:16:47 ] Yskari > golden armada
[ 2017.06.08 23:16:57 ] Canadian Fire > Why redeemers
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:00 ] М > and t1 geddons
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:12 ] Yskari > because redeemers are sexy
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:14 ] М > but yeah. redeemers arent fit i think
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:40 ] Yskari > redeemers are un-arguable the best combat blops.
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:41 ] М > i have been said that redeemer is the worst bo.. literally useless in ts role
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:48 ] Yskari > you’ve been told wrong
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:55 ] М > why?
[ 2017.06.08 23:17:59 ] Canadian Fire > Redeemers do the most dps
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:01 ] Yskari > Sin is probably best bridge ship. Redeemer and Panther make best combat blops.
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:07 ] Canadian Fire > They have an application bonus
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:08 ] Yskari > Widow is the ugly redhead stepchild of the family.
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:14 ] Canadian Fire > But they don’t have enough mids to solo
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:24 ] tilieax > can you solo in a panther?
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:29 ] fl0pski > Widows have no soul
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:29 ] Yskari > doctrine tends to mean it isn’t solo xD
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:35 ] Canadian Fire > Widow is the opposite, it does the worst dps by far but it’s mandatory for sketchy drops
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:39 ] Yskari > panthers and sins are most used for sololols yes
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:39 ] Anna Renalard > Yskari the misfit that, sometime, once in a blue moon, saves everyone :p
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:48 ] Yskari > me or the widow?
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:49 ] М > they refuse to invit my redeemer in their BO gang
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:53 ] Anna Renalard > the widow
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:58 ] Yskari > oh yes
[ 2017.06.08 23:18:59 ] Canadian Fire > Panther and sin fall in the middle with the sin generally being considered the best because of it’s sheer versatility
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:03 ] Yskari > also М. then it’s your fit xD
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:19 ] М > No they just day ‘beacause its a SHIT redeemer’
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:23 ] М > say*
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:30 ] Yskari > and they fly what?
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:31 ] Canadian Fire > Who
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:34 ] Anna Renalard > link the fit ?
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:36 ] М > they fly Sins
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:37 ] Forsaken Legate > hi
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:43 ] М > i dont have the fit
[ 2017.06.08 23:19:46 ] Yskari > buncha douchebags.. redeemer is the best combat blops. period. period.
[ 2017.06.08 23:20:10 ] Canadian Fire > There isn’t a best blops lol
[ 2017.06.08 23:20:22 ] Yskari > it’s why I said combat 🙂
[ 2017.06.08 23:20:44 ] Yskari > for jumping in after and applying fuckhuge damage. deemer beats everything else.
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:04 ] М > Thy say: ‘Redeemer cant neut, cant dps, cant tank, cant break tank. It is useless, do not train it, because if you train that instead of Sin, we will not invite you in our bo fleets. Period. Period.’
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:17 ] Canadian Fire > They should shit
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:19 ] Anna Renalard > wew
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:21 ] Canadian Fire > sound
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:22 ] Canadian Fire > shit
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:30 ] Yskari > sin is utility/bridger, panther middle ground, And widow yeah.. sometimes saves everyone xD
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:31 ] Canadian Fire > Don’t join them I bet they feed all the time
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:32 ] Yskari > but they suck
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:37 ] Yskari > if they say that shit
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:56 ] tilieax > if you want to deemer than deemer
[ 2017.06.08 23:21:59 ] Farah Hinken > I suck no matter what I say
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:01 ] Yskari > also. on topic of t2 battleships. your golden armada doctrine should include the paldain 😀
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:05 ] Farah Hinken > I don’t need no context
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:08 ] Yskari > Farah Hinken you suck virion
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:10 ] Yskari > we know
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:15 ] Yskari > don’t share it anymore in public
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:24 ] Farah Hinken > Wait what
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:32 ] Farah Hinken > I’m not that into Virion
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:40 ] Yskari > you said your ass was gay for him
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:43 ] tilieax > Can you mission or rat in Amarr ships?
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:48 ] Farah Hinken > He wants me to suck on his peewee, that’s all
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:49 ] М > They are The Cobrastan Cult. I told them, that any bo is better than no bo, they replied ‘fuck you and your redeemer, you have been warned.’
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:50 ] Canadian Fire > Yes
[ 2017.06.08 23:22:50 ] Yskari > I trusted that would mean more than just letting him rail you from behind.
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:09 ] Yskari > tell them fuck you and your shitstain sins and leave em xD
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:11 ] Yskari > easy
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:12 ] Yskari > solved.
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:19 ] Canadian Fire > I bet they fit guns on their sins
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:25 ] Yskari > no.. RR faggots.
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:31 ] Canadian Fire > https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98370578/ WEW THE DANGER
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:32 ] Yskari > or tinker
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:43 ] Canadian Fire > LOOK AT THEM DANK FRAGS
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:46 ] Anna Renalard > М wew, do me a favor and convo whoever they find so they don’t get shit
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:46 ] Canadian Fire > OH WAIT
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:53 ] Yskari > i see that tinker rattle doctrine worked out really well
[ 2017.06.08 23:23:57 ] Canadian Fire > Where do these people live lmao
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:01 ] М > in wh
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:05 ] Yskari > ah
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:05 ] Anna Renalard > RR blops… like, for hunting ?
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:07 ] Yskari > that explains
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:10 ] Canadian Fire > Oh
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:12 ] Yskari > they’re huffing gas all day
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:13 ] Canadian Fire > They don’t even blops then
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:25 ] Canadian Fire > Tell them some protips
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:38 ] Canadian Fire > You can use a dominix in a wormhole, it will do exactly the same thing as a sin
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:43 ] Canadian Fire > Exactly
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:44 ] Anna Renalard > ^
[ 2017.06.08 23:24:57 ] Juana Cavin-Guang > rattle drones are more resistant to being killed though
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:00 ] Juana Cavin-Guang > and it helps a LOT
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:07 ] Yskari > didn’t save em losing 3 and killing nothing
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:14 ] darkani > and if u use faction drone
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:19 ] darkani > it barely double their ehp
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:27 ] darkani > for the exact same stat as t2
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:34 ] Yskari > inb4 soon t2 battleships are cheaper than faction BS
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:41 ] Canadian Fire > A cheap, shitfit redeemer will do 1100 dps easy
[ 2017.06.08 23:25:51 ] Canadian Fire > A blinged out sin can maybe do 1100
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:08 ] Kerensky Aleksandr > but the utility…
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:11 ] М > Actually im the only shareholder there, and I have problem with the CEO. I think he is a fucker and a nerd He pisses me off, he kicked all my loyal members out, and surrounded himself with his retards
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:18 ] Canadian Fire > Like I said it doesn’t solo well
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:25 ] М > And i want a deemer
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:25 ] Canadian Fire > You can drop them in pairs they’ll do pretty well
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:30 ] Canadian Fire > They have the highest ehp
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:33 ] Canadian Fire > Generally
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:34 ] Kerensky Aleksandr > fly what you want
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:38 ] Yskari > then get a fucking redeemer you ball-less twit
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:48 ] Yskari > and if they disagree then you vote them out, or leave yourself.
[ 2017.06.08 23:26:55 ] tilieax > lol
[ 2017.06.08 23:27:09 ] М > I am training my deemer right now
[ 2017.06.08 23:27:29 ] М > I think I will piss on them
[ 2017.06.08 23:27:38 ] Yskari > if they don’t want a free 1k dps… then it’s on them being numpties.
[ 2017.06.08 23:27:57 ] fl0pski > dont be a numptie
[ 2017.06.08 23:28:03 ] М > Also they say that a deemer is unable to break tank of a carebear from dron regions for example
[ 2017.06.08 23:28:05 ] Yskari > fl0pski what he said.
[ 2017.06.08 23:28:13 ] Yskari > like a single sin could.
[ 2017.06.08 23:28:16 ] М > because ‘he has em resist’
[ 2017.06.08 23:28:32 ] Yskari > with what CaFi just said. a lone deemer pushes a ton more damage.
[ 2017.06.08 23:28:50 ] Canadian Fire > The only problem you have on a deemer is lack of mids
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:08 ] Yskari > [23:28:50] Canadian Fire > The only problem you have on any amarr ship is lack of mids
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:12 ] Yskari > ftfy
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:15 ] Canadian Fire > You’re already dedicating 3 of them to mwd, mjd, and cap booster
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:18 ] Canadian Fire > You have 1 left
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:20 ] Canadian Fire > What do you fit
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:30 ] Yskari > a web
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:33 ] Yskari > for that pointless pvp
[ 2017.06.08 23:29:48 ] Canadian Fire > lol
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:03 ] Yskari > be a pro like Kil2 today!
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:07 ] Yskari > and fit NO point!
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:07 ] Canadian Fire > That’s why I said they work ok in pairs, but not alone
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:15 ] Yskari > instead you get to PRAY if your target presses warp
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:22 ] Canadian Fire > You can fit a scram on one and grappler on the other
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:38 ] Yskari > tbh…
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:41 ] Canadian Fire > Deemer’s application bonus and mpls being so good, you’ll be able to apply dps
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:43 ] Yskari > assuming you run with a hunting alt…
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:50 ] Yskari > target SHOULD be scram-webbed anyway
[ 2017.06.08 23:30:58 ] Canadian Fire > Depends on what you drop on
[ 2017.06.08 23:31:10 ] Yskari > nothing big, and no big numbers either.
[ 2017.06.08 23:31:12 ] tilieax > how many blops to drop a ratting carrier?
[ 2017.06.08 23:31:25 ] Canadian Fire > Minimum 1-2 widows
[ 2017.06.08 23:31:34 ] Yskari > dank ee cee emm
[ 2017.06.08 23:31:36 ] Canadian Fire > Then as many as you get really
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:18 ] Canadian Fire > Also fun fact
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:18 ] Yskari > yeah as many as you can get
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:21 ] Yskari > but no deemers
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:22 ] Yskari > they suck
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:23 ] Canadian Fire > Redeemer is the best bridge blops
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:24 ] Yskari > i heard.
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:29 ] Canadian Fire > lol
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:37 ] Canadian Fire > Also bonus fun fact
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:37 ] Yskari > sin is best bridge blops… biggest cargospace.
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:44 ] Canadian Fire > No actually
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:48 ] Canadian Fire > Redeemer gets more lows
[ 2017.06.08 23:32:51 ] Canadian Fire > More cargoholds
[ 2017.06.08 23:33:15 ] fl0pski > what is the best mining blops
[ 2017.06.08 23:33:22 ] tilieax > lol
[ 2017.06.08 23:33:22 ] Canadian Fire > Bridge
[ 2017.06.08 23:33:34 ] Canadian Fire > I mean if that’s your thing then it’s also a redeemer
[ 2017.06.08 23:33:34 ] Yskari > flops gon blops on dem roids.
[ 2017.06.08 23:33:45 ] Canadian Fire > More mining lasers, biggest cargo
[ 2017.06.08 23:34:02 ] Canadian Fire > Ninja mine till your hearts content
[ 2017.06.08 23:34:06 ] Canadian Fire > Or you’re content
[ 2017.06.08 23:34:33 ] Yskari > ORE your content xD

 

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Messir Astaroth - это один из тех старичков, которые играют в EVE с тех древних времен, когда только-только увидел свет патч с порядковым номером #5 (пять). Это был Revelations I (2007), знаменитый своими патчноутами, раз и навсегда изменившими облик игры.